This is my tumblr. Most of the time, I don't know what I'm doing on here. I feel that you should know this page is not G rated. It's not even PG. or PG-13. Probably R...foul language. Cuss words. Potty mouth. And nakedness. Sex. Etc. Just fyi.
I love love, starbursts, my kid, my dog, my cats and basically everyone. That's just how I roll. I seem to think I'm funnier than the rest of the world does. I'm ok with that.
it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life
(Source: usbdongle, via fuck-fuckity-fuckfuckfuck)
so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me
instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her
she doesn’t get it
(via dont-dream-it-beee-it)