JennyCakes

This is my tumblr. Most of the time, I don't know what I'm doing on here. I feel that you should know this page is not G rated. It's not even PG. or PG-13. Probably R...foul language. Cuss words. Potty mouth. And nakedness. Sex. Etc. Just fyi.

I love love, starbursts, my kid, my dog, my cats and basically everyone. That's just how I roll. I seem to think I'm funnier than the rest of the world does. I'm ok with that.

makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)
The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."

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usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

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ronfancy:

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

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damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

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